I think it was
about a decade ago when I bought my first Mac and changed my loyalties for
life. Up to that point now feels like a different lifetime; a lifetime of
disappointments, freezing, not responding, egg timers and constant arguments
with inanimate objects.
My first Mac, a
cute little iBook, opened my eyes to a whole new world of computers that
actually did what you wanted them to do without needing to use harsh words,
coddling or technical kicks up the arse. And not only that, he did it all in
style. Inside and out he was aesthetically pleasing and I haven’t looked back
since.
So that was my
first home Mac, and rather uninspiringly I named him Mac. He stayed with me
until I went to uni and was then traded in for Megamac. Now he was impressive.
My first MacBook Pro. Shiny silver, backlit keyboard, 15” screen, dual core and
the biggest hard drive I’d ever seen, with the exception of the fully loaded
iMacs at uni.
At the same time
as Megamac I also acquired an old iBook clamshell as a side project. I never
gave that one a name as it was always going to be a Mac that I tinkered about
with, upgraded and then sold on. I did that twice with clamshells during my
time at uni and sorely regretted selling them both times, even though it was
mission accomplished.
Well, Megamac
was ‘the one’ during all this, and he did me proud, but when his rapidly aging
specifications started to struggle with handling huge graphic files and 3d
animations, I upgraded to Mechamac – bigger hard drive, more RAM, wider screen
and in every way better than his predecessor. But I was so sad the day I sold
Megamac and said my goodbyes.
You see, Macs
aren’t just inanimate objects, they are companions – reliable, supportive,
talented, individual, and always there for you, just, in a way, like friends.
So Megamac made
way for Mechamac and he was put through some really tough times. That dual
operating system worked him hard. I still shudder to see Windows running on
Macs – there is just something inherently wrong about it. Although, of course,
I still didn’t have to look at those dreadful words ‘not responding’ – funny
how that never happened when Windows was running on the Mac! Enough said.
Anyway, part way
through uni times were changing and I decided to transfer my degree to the
University of New South Wales in Sydney and flee the UK. Mechamac was too big
and too precious for that adventure, so I switched to Mac number four:
Meteormac. He had a smaller screen and a tougher outer casing but was bigger in
every other way. That was 2008.
For five years
Meteormac has been everywhere with me – beaches, mountains, planes, trains,
hotels, hostels, through good times, bad times, more change than I can remember
and now, over five years on, somewhat older and a little bruised, bashed and
scraped, it is time to put him into graceful retirement. I’m really finding the
prospect of selling him hard – it’s hard letting go of someone who has been
with you a long time, but when you love someone, sometimes you have to let them
go for their own good. And yours.
So now I enter a
new decade and a new era with Ultimacia (yes, that is a deliberate misspelling
of a Final Fantasy boss there) at my side. She is beautiful, powerful, radiant,
and in every way superior to her predecessors, but the important thing to
remember is that without them, without the past, I would not have the present.
Yes, this may be
a tour of my companions from the last several years, but it is also a reminder
that where we have been, what we have done, who we have known, how we’ve felt,
and why, has shaped us into who we are today.
It is important
not to forget that.
We are the sum
of our experiences, and our experiences are the sum of our imagination.
Elloise Hopkins.
Good way to incorporate Ultimecia. I love this boss.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I love macs and I've always had them from the beginning of time. The macbook pro does have a nice jump but I've been seeing a lot of laptops with backlit keyboards out lately that are comparable to it. I still use my macbook pro and its serving me very well but the other laptops are pretty attractive in terms of price. What do you think Elloise?
- Ultimecia fan to fight against time!
Well, Ultimecia is an awesome boss so I'm with you on that one. But for me it will always be macs, even though they are more expensive, because, like I said, I can't stand the crashing and the not responding and all the clunky, annoying issues that come with non-macs. Don't think I'll ever be a convert.
ReplyDelete